twist ur tonguess

in a bad mood? try do read this faster each time!
 
last friday we had an "english oral", a new subject..we are taught how to pronounce each word correctly..the teacher is nice..everytime he said something boring..e.g. we're goin to have our IGCSE this year n he would say "yay" in a totally toneless voice..+, he compared real english to singlish..tee hee..very funny..the comparison between a thank you and a tengkiu lo..its hilarious..and lastly, we had to read tongue twisters!! eeeeeee..!! x)  
 
go on,  laugh ur head off !
 
betty boughter bought some butter
but she said the butter's bitter
if I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter
but a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
so she bought a bit of better butter
and put it in her batterAnd her batter was not bitter
so t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter
and put it in herbatter and her batter was not bitter
 
a tree toad loved a she-toad
who lived up in a tree
he was a two-toed tree toad
but a three-toed toad was she
the two-toed tree toad tried to win
the three-toed she-toad's heart
for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
that the three-toed tree toad trod
but the two-toed tree toad tried in vain
he couldn't please her whim
from her tree toad bower
with her three-toed power
the she-toad vetoed him 
 
a skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk 
  
how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood 
  
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?     

and this is a favorite of mine,    
 
A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot
said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"